Monday, December 21, 2009

GTFO out of my pug pls.....


This is Kevichi - Spirestone. He is a fucking douchebag wasting my time. He is tanking....wearing three pieces of t9 and a green bow from outlands in his ranged slot. Obviously this run did not go well. His 29k fully buffed health was not enough.......and he couldnt hold aggro for shit.

If you have the opportunity, feel free to go to his realm and call him a fuckwit. This has been a public service announcemnt by Darraxus the warrior. Oh, and did I mention HE HAS TAILORING!!!!!!

I also ran with a tank in Heroic UK. We pulled aggro on every pull. His second highest damage ability was melee. He complained because he cant generate as much threat as his prot pally. Ummmm.....sure you can. IF YOU ARENT TERRIBLE. 1000 dps is not good for ANYBODY at level 80. That includes tanks. At least he was somewhat willing to learn. The first dude just up and left the instance because the healer couldnt keep him up in his craptastic gear.

12 comments:

Chawa said...

Sounds like Kev's guild name is a perfect fit!

Kobeathris said...

Ok, 2 things, first, funny story.

Last night I was still standing with about 1.2k health at the end of the 3rd boss in occulus, everyone else died, but we won. Ret Pally says "Hey, please res us warrior" I did a /kick, you know, to humorously kick his corpse back to life..... PSA, that's how you start a vote to kick someone. Why every one voted yes, I have no idea, guy seemed nice enough, to whoever that was "My Bad".

Second... Looking at his gear, I see Tattered Castle Drape, Burning Skull Pendant, Daunting Legplates, and Titansteel shield wall, you wanna tell me you didn't have those pieces when you were a new tank gearing up? He is just missing the Titansteel greathelm and armor plated combat shotgun, and he would have new warrior tank kit alpha. I wouldn't take that set into Pit of Saron or HOF, and yes, he could have found himself a better ranged slot, but from the looks of what he is doing, that gear will be replaced in a week.

Hudson said...

I got ya beat

Fury warrior in my PUG.

Battle stanced the whole time

300 DPS

Skills used according to recount:

Thunderclap
Cleave

Darraxus said...

@ Kob: The other gear wasnt really the problem. It was the damn bow. It is really inexcusable.

@ Hudson: God that is terrible.

"D" said...

OMG, don't think I can beat Hudson, but I posted about this today - last night, death knight, 28k health, all crafted saronite set (the pvp dps set), 2h Bloodied Arcanite Reaver (the bind on account dps axe).

He was the tank.

Leah said...

hey don't knock the bloodied Arcanite reaper! if I manage to get defense capped on my baby Dk, I might just end up keeping it until I get a better drop (ok, fine, I get 5 extra expertise with axes too, but still, its a pretty nice axe, barring it being unimbuable)

I remember back when I was starting to tank, back when the only emblems you had outside of raiding were heroism ones, I did about 900dps on average. I also had 23k life unbuffed. and you know what? I managed most heroics just fine. had my standard starter crafted prot set too :P daunting legplates and gloves, the shield, the boots, crafted neck and rings, well engineering goggles, but nonetheless. We all got to start somewhere.

the bow is..ummm yeah...

Askevar said...

24k health dk with mostly DPS greens [165ish] was "the tank" in my random pug last night...

Well, he did have the defense 226 badge necklace... but that was it.

Vordan said...

All I have to say Darr is....Meleekin!!!!

Dark/Soth said...

My ret pally pulls 1400 dps, at level 68. I've even pulled 1500-1600 on Darkweaver Syth in Sethekk Halls. If you can't beat 1400 dps at level 80, regardless of gear, you are doing it wrong.

RatherNotSay said...

WoW, that is all I can say.

Forreststump said...

@Leah: Did they remove the restriction of Runeforging on heirloom weapons? Several months ago, when I started my DK - I sent him an heirloom Reaper, only to be horrified when I couldn't put any runes on it ("Item Is Too Low Level"). What a waste of badges...

Leah said...

Q Forrest - unfortunately, they haven't :( I have agility on mine (armor/dodge/crit) but I caved the other day and got me a de-raged waraxe. my beloved arcanite reaper is currently occupying a place of honor in my bank :/

still, that axe got me all the way to lvl 75m so it was worth the badges I spent on it.