Friday, December 18, 2009

Like the Ken and Ryu of WoW.....


If Ken and Ryu were mentally challenged and trying to sodomize each other with a pickle. That is the only way I can explain the most recent of my fail pugs. Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum is a more accurate description for these legends.

Let me set it up for you. It is me on my tree, my buddy TJ on his Warrior tank, and Aussie James on his Death Knight. We group up and queue for a random dungeon and get UP. East emblems. When we get there, we are greated by a Ret Pally and Deathknight that are from the same guild. They are also in the most craptastic gear you can imagine. Both of them were rocking several pieces of the blue pvp saronite gear.

The Retardin has a few Heirloom pieces including the sword. The DK is rocking an ilvl 174 green weapon. With their gear, it it wasnt a piece of pvp gear, it was a green item. No enchants. No gems. Well lets give them a chance shall we.

After the first pull, the DK is doing 1000 dps. The Paladin is doing 800.......yes as a ret paladin. I was doing more at level 70 with even crappier gear on my ret pally. And he handed out ghetto buffs.....no reagents is all aboard the failboat.

We clear all the way to the first boss. They are still sitting at around 1000 and 800 dps each. I send a vote out to kick the paladin. It fails.....then I notice that bot of the nublets are from the same guild. At this point, I decide that I should attempt to out dps both of them while healing.

I pass the ret paladin in total damage done on the next boss. By the end of the instance, I was very close to passing the DK as well. This despite not doing in damage on the several trash pulls on the way to the first boss.

On the last boss, the crit melee trinket drops......surely both of them will roll need right? No. I win the roll when I greed it. I am wondering if they just really didnt care to get upgrades? Or perhaps they didnt want it because there was not enought intellect or spellpower 0_0

This is just another example of terribad players. We literally could have three manned the instance with just about the same efficiency. Aussie James did more damage that both combined.....I think that TJ on his tank may have done the same.

6 comments:

Vordan said...

I just did several instances on Mopars dk and thats using two different specs...his dps sets around 1000k in tank gear lol.

Arioch said...

My friend on a level 65 ret pally was pulling over 1k in Outlands instances. I imagine by our first NR dungeon he'll be at 2k.

Pangoria Fallstar said...

Of course the problem is that you can defeat most outside mobs while doing 800dps.

Vordan said...

I know I was a ret noob I was doing 1200 dps when I hit 80 because I had no hit...I think my percentage was at .43 talk about embarrassing but I can say I did regs before I hit heroics. Maybe they were not hit capped?

Darth Solo said...

Maybe they were just tourists...

Forreststump said...

"...by our first NR dungeon he'll be at 2k."

No. The curve from 65 to 68 (or 70) does not get that steep.

But he (or she) will be WAY ahead of the rest of the Retnoobs that give the spec a bad name.