Randomness Tuesday

So yeah. This post is going to be completely random. There will be no rhyme or reason. Well maybe a rhyme....but probably no reason.

Do you ever find yourself thinking of shit in WoW terms? I literally came up with a new WoW song on my way home last night. Lady Gaga came on and I started just adding words to it until that shit became mine. Sorry Lady Gaga, but I'm about to butcher your shit.

I've run a little bit too much
All of the DPS start to rush.
Start to rush by.
A dizzy tanking dance
Can't find my defensive stance.
Where are my keybinds, I lost my mouse.
What's going on with sword and board?
I love this instance baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this boss?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

[Chorus:]
Just tank. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just tank. Spin that sunder babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just tank. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Tank. Tank. Tank. Just tank.

Wish I could use my demo shout.
How'd I turn my shield upside down? Upside down, right.
Control your aggro babe
Druids have thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' loot tonight.
What's going on with sowrd and board?
I love this instance, but I can't tank straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this boss?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

[Chorus]

[Jong]
When I come through in the instance checking out that recount log.
Can't believe my eyes Darraxus tanking without a flaw.

And I ain't gonna' give it up, steady DPS pick it up like a call
I'm gonna hit it, I'm gonna hit it and flex and do it until tomorrow, yeah
Jong i can see that you got so much energy
The way I'm twirling up devine storm round and round
There's no reason at all why you can't outaggro me
In the meantime tank, let me watch you break it down.

[Chorus]

Half Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its tanktronic.
Half Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint tanktronic.
Half Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its tanktronic.
Half Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint tanktronic.

Go. Use your shield slam, carve it out, tank it, aggro
I got it, just stay close enough to tank it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it wipe-o, bleed it
Spend the last gold
(I got it)
On your Repair Bill
(I got it)

[Chorus]

One more random thought today. You know you have found the perfect person when you flow off each other in conversation even if it is in text form. Conversation over text with my wife last night.

Wife: Jesus has his hands on you. Whoever stops this will be unhappy. Tell eight friend u love them and god will fix something good.

Me: Whats with the Jesus spam?

Wife: You didnt like my Jesus spam?

Me: Im going to assault your phone with Chuck Norris spam.

Wife: Im going to assault your @#$% with Chuck Norris.

Me: LOL

/Win