Jong Song

When I heard that Jong was going to stop blogging, I knew I had to do something classy for the flyest ret pally around. Thankfully he decided to stay (I think). Regardless, here is the Jong song.

This thing right here
Is lettin all the belf know
What Kael talks about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat judgement so scandalous
And ya know another belf couldn't handle it
See ya divine storming that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to consecrate at all the raid boss spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just fly he likes to block

Cuz he was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
He hits hard like a truck truck truck
Silky skin like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
He hits hard like a truck truck truck
Silky skin like what what what
All night long
Lets DPS LIKE JONG

[CHORUS]
I like it when the judgement goes da na da na
Baby make your crusdaer strike go da na da na
Baby I know you wanna know da na da na
That Jong th Jong Jong Jong
I like it when the judgement goes da na da na
Baby make your flash of light go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna know da na da na
That Jong th Jong Jong Jong

That Jong so scandalous
And I know another raiders couldn't handle it
And he DPSing that thang like who's da ish
With a look in his eye so devilish

Uh
He like to judge at all the raid boss spots
And he crusades to the crews like connect da dots
Not just fly he likes to rock
Cuz Jong was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That two hander so scandalous
And I swear another ret pally couldn't handle it
See ya repenting that thang like who's da ish
With a look in his eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to wipe at all the raid boss spots
And ya crusade to the crews like connect da dots
Not just pimp ya like to rock
Cuz Jong was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
HE can judge like a truck truck truck
Fly like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz he can judge like a truck truck truck
Fly like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the judgement goes da na da na)
(Baby make your consecrate go da na da na)
(Jong I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That Jong th Jong Jong Jong)

(I like it when the Judgment goes da na da na)
(Baby make your halter top go da na da na)
(Girls I know you wanna know da na da na)
(That Jong th Jong Jong Jong)