Worst Players You Have Known

At some point you are going to play with some terrible players. Some of them are terrible because they just don't get it. Some are terrible because they are douchebags with an inflated sense of self worth. Over the course of playing, I have come across many many terrible players. Some of them get better at what they are "bad" at over time. Some never change. Here are some players that I have played with who were terribad. Their names will be changed to protect their identity :)

Ding: That is not actually his character's name, but it is what everyone calls him. Probably because he would come into vent and shout DIIIINNNNG. Every time he logged on. He also seemed to have tourettes as he would constantly be shouting "Shit" or "Piss". Oddly enought, this is not what made him "bad". It was purely how he played his Paladin. During the first part of BC, he was Ret. Ret was not particularly good, but he was especially bad. First thing was that he wore mostly tank gear while he was doing his ret thing. On top of the, HE DID NOT USE CRUSADER STRIKE!!!! One of a Paladin's main damage abilities and he did not use it. His damage was made up of 90 percent plain white melee. Needless to say he was doing less damage than the tank.

These days, Ding is actually pretty decent....on his Holy Priest. He still has his Paladin, but I very rarely see it these days...which is probably a good thing unless he actually figured things out.

Angst: This guy was a double threat when it came to bad. He had a mage with decent gear who was terrible. He also had a terrible prot warrior that he could not tank with to save his life. The mage was absolutely the worst. First, he was bad. Second, he would argue and bitch when anyone tried to help him out. I remember when one guy argued with him for 2 hours about how to play his mage. It was hilarious. I think they were both drunk.

You would think that with his low DPS, he was a frost mage....but he was a cookie cutter fire mage. I outdpsed him on my Prot Warrior in Regular Shadowlabs. This was when Prot Warriors had huge threat modifiers but couldnt do crap for DPS. He was well under 300 dps. His toon did more dps when it was mind controlled by Blackheart the Inciter. At least he could kill something then.

Angst ended up leaving guild eventually and starting his own guild....which was full of other terribads. It made me a sad panda when I saw that his Mage was eventually in full epics. At least he had not leached them (at least not all of them as he had done some raids with my guild). They were mostly crafted and PvP epics.

Douchemax: Douchemax was awesome DPS. He was an awesome PvPer. He was a lousy dickhead of a person. The guy basically just put down people constantly because there was no worry of him getting beat up in real life. He would tell you how shitty your dps was or how your gear sucked. The only people he was nice to were the girls in the guild. Yeah, one of those. He wanted to be alpha male, and since there was no way a 130 pound dork could do it in real life, he tried to do it in game. Annoyingly, he never got kicked for his bullshit behavior. He was kept around because of his DPS.

Douchemax is still a douche these days, but I dont have to deal with him at least. The last communication I had with him was when I sent him about 500 low level fish....individually. It had to have taken him a while to clear all that out.

Girl Category: I lumped this into one category because unfortunately, many of the girl players I have known were terrible in many different ways. Not to say that I did not know my share of good ones.

The first one is a player that I have played with since the days of Vanilla. She has a Hunter and a Priest at cap. He priest was her raid toon and was pretty darn good. Her Hunter was.....OMG. She was well known for her wipe causing accidents...such as.....backing into a group of Aboms at the event just before Rivendare in Strat Dead. Having her pet on aggressive and starting the magtheridon event before half of the raid had entered the room. Falling off of ledges and getting stuck were also common occurences.

There was another that was terribad as a Fury Warrior. She could not DPS her way out of a cardboard box. She then rolled a resto druid....and couldnt HEAL her way out of a cardboard box despite eventually being in mostly T5 gear. Why was she around? She was cybering with half of the men in the guild. And they didnt know about each other 0_0. She told them that she wanted to be with them etc. Well, it all blew up when the guys got to talking and finally figured it out. She then quit because her "husband" told her to. She did not have a husband. She also transfered servers and "gave her account to her cousin".

The last one I will talk about is a terribad that transfered from another server and joined my old guild to raid. She was awful. It did not matter if it was in Cat or Bear form. She ended up getting fully geared withing a few weeks then taking the epics and starting a crappy guild called (her name) and her Minions. How ridiculously retarded.

Anyways, who are some of the bads you have played with?