This one was inspired by a comment by Fish.
Darraxus Presents: Real Azeroth Heroes
(Real Azeroth Heroes)
Today we salute you Mr. Retardin with Rez Sickness
(Mr. Retardin with Rez Sickness!)
You are a legend....in you own mind. Nobody can judge you because you do the judging.
(Could't Judge Wisdom on yourself in Real Life!)
And just like you, I will never read important tooltips like Rez sickness.
(Way to play like a nublet!)
So, hop back into into my PuG. Your 250 DPS is a rare commodity indeed.
(WTF are you level 60?)
So Mr. Retardin with Rez Sickness, have a Bud on me and enjoy your free gear. I know when the rez sickness leaves, you will be Mr. 800 DPS at level 80 Guy.
(MR. RETARDIN WITH REZ SICKNESS GUY!!!!!!)