We seriously need an invention....one that can uppercut punk asses through the computer screen. This would be so awesome in so many ways. It would be practical for all online use....especially games.
Obviously there would have to be a Muthaf@cking Uppercut filter that decided if the person on the other end deserver the Muthaf@cking Uppercut. Maybe a program where you can type in a reason and it will decided if the person does inded need a Muthaf@cking Uppercut and at what force the uppercut will be delivered.
For example, if you type in "Annoying belf dancing naked in Dalaran". That would deliver a light uppercut just to say..."Hey...knock that shit off."
If you type "Dumb Cow on a Mammoth sitting on the mailbox" it could deliver a Mike Tyson like uppercut.
The Muthaf@cking Uppercut would make it so people would stop being douchebags on the internet. Don't worry though. Darraxus has a product for all age groups. For those 12 and under, we have the Muthaf@cking Belt Strap. It will bring back memories of the beating they got from their Grandpappy all those years ago.
Perhaps someday, the Muthaf@cking Uppercut could expand to the real world as well. Waitress has an attitude? Muthaf@cking Uppercut. Mother-in-Law won't stop calling? Muthaf@cking Uppercut! Meter maid gives you a ticket? Say it with me....Muthaf@cking Uppercut!!!
It slices, it dices, it makes mincemeat out of punk asses. Call now and I will also throw in Muthaf@cking Pepperspray. Specially made for those perves who keep trying to ERP with you! Never be harrased to ERP again. One facefull of Muthaf@cking Pepperspray will do the trick.
How much does a package like this cost? $99.99? NO! $59.99? NO! For a limited time you can get Muthaf@cking Uppercut, Muthaf@cking Belt Strap, and Muthaf@cking Pepperspray for the low low introductory price of free-ninety free!!
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